kanapy:

Hey! you’re getting sick?

kanapy:

Hey! you’re getting sick?

(via sanjileg)

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via ksenobita)

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

(via ksenobita)

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via kaylenvsworld)

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via ksenobita)

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thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

(via ksenobita)

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via ksenobita)

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therealeovaldez:

youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race

No sh this is good we are evolving

therealeovaldez:

youfinallycamehometome:

d-diggity:

girl drop it to the floor

I have deep concerns for the human race

No sh this is good we are evolving

(via hellothisissatan)

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plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

(Source: scarfetsu, via hellothisissatan)

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tsunime:

tsunime:

[TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE BEFORE CLICKING THE LINK IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED DO NOT CLICK, THERE IS VIDEO OF AN EXPOSED NAKED WOMEN THAT IS POSSIBLY DEAD]
*****************************PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP SCROLLING, I NEED A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME.********************************
Ok so I am scrolling through vine and I keep seeing this vine with a women he looks literally lifeless on a bed with her legs spread open and naked. THIS ISN’T A JOKE, THE VINER ABOVE APPARENTLY WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS WHEN HE FOUND HER AND INSTEAD OF REPORTING IT FIRSTLY, HE TOOK 4 TO 5 DIFFERENT VIDEOS OF IT.
I’m in shock and terribly scared for this women, I’m more upset MORE FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE ON VINE ARE REVINING AND SPREADING IT AS WELL AS MAKING A JOKE. 
Regardless if she is indeed dead or not SOMEONE FUCKING VIDEO TAPED HER WITHOUT HER PERMISSION IN HER CURRENT STATE. SHE IS NOT MOVING, AT ALL, THEY VIOLATED HER BY DOING THIS.
If you have a vine account PLEASE REPORT THIS USER AND THE VIDEOS THAT FOLLOW.
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP, BLACK WOMEN CAN NOT BE USED FOR LAUGHS WHEN WE ARE PUT IN DANGER, THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

I REPEAT THESE VINES HAVE NOT BEEN REPORTED TO BE FAKE, I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY MORE VIDEO EVIDENCE SUPPORTING THIS. 
THIS USER IS ALSO STILL UP, PLEASE REPORT. 
IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE IT IS FAKE, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME SO I CAN POST WITH SAID LINK.

tsunime:

tsunime:

[TRIGGER WARNING PLEASE BEFORE CLICKING THE LINK IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED DO NOT CLICK, THERE IS VIDEO OF AN EXPOSED NAKED WOMEN THAT IS POSSIBLY DEAD]

*****************************PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP SCROLLING, I NEED A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME.********************************

Ok so I am scrolling through vine and I keep seeing this vine with a women he looks literally lifeless on a bed with her legs spread open and naked. THIS ISN’T A JOKE, THE VINER ABOVE APPARENTLY WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS WHEN HE FOUND HER AND INSTEAD OF REPORTING IT FIRSTLY, HE TOOK 4 TO 5 DIFFERENT VIDEOS OF IT.

I’m in shock and terribly scared for this women, I’m more upset MORE FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE ON VINE ARE REVINING AND SPREADING IT AS WELL AS MAKING A JOKE.

Regardless if she is indeed dead or not SOMEONE FUCKING VIDEO TAPED HER WITHOUT HER PERMISSION IN HER CURRENT STATE. SHE IS NOT MOVING, AT ALL, THEY VIOLATED HER BY DOING THIS.

If you have a vine account PLEASE REPORT THIS USER AND THE VIDEOS THAT FOLLOW.

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP, BLACK WOMEN CAN NOT BE USED FOR LAUGHS WHEN WE ARE PUT IN DANGER, THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

I REPEAT THESE VINES HAVE NOT BEEN REPORTED TO BE FAKE, I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY MORE VIDEO EVIDENCE SUPPORTING THIS.

THIS USER IS ALSO STILL UP, PLEASE REPORT.

IF YOU HAVE EVIDENCE IT IS FAKE, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME SO I CAN POST WITH SAID LINK.

(via foxboros)

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