I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK THEIR DOGS WITHOUT LEASHES LIKE THAT DOG JUST LOVES YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL TROT HAPPILY 5 FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND WON’T RUN AWAY EVEN WHEN THEY SEE THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MORE EXCITING BECAUSE THEY ARE SO LOYAL AND ITS SO CUTE
It’s funny because Americans wont get it
this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
there’s a chip on the windshield
OH MY GOD
"Hi I’m mark fwom o’bwien"
oooh ooooh ooooh o’brien
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.
|Me:||For Christmas I want a boyfriend|
|Santa:||Let's be realistic|
|Me:||Ok. Give me a band member|